Touch Gen: Ok, now I have heard more or less every story imaginable by an unlimited number of monkeys with typewriters, and unlimited time. Monsters sick of junk food are ignoring the obvious human way of problem-solving with some gastric bypass surgery, or excessive alcohol consumption. Instead these monsters opt to go for a healthy diet, and plenty of exercise. I have tried a lot of diets, and it is a fact that you get grumpy. Imagine then monsters with sugar withdrawal, and an obsessive need for cabbage. Imagine then that the cabbage, carrots and pumpkins fight back. Needless to say you are in for a slop bucket of a battlefield.

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